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I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry.

It is sixteen years older than that dress.

Lincoln is very homely" -- Allan Pinkerton• " "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

The Germans — What is the name of this German who always hides my glasses? The only thing we got to fear is a public toilet seat.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered - not yelled.

" "So ugly he has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

" The first person steps up and thinks for a momen.

Something quite interesting happened in 2003, when the first ever Moldovan-Romanian dictionary was published, under the direction of the Moldovan Government who ignored that the Moldovans actually speak the same language as the Romanians.

" "Beauty is skin deep, ugly is clean to the bone.