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No Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head? You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

There is something wrong with my cell phone.

Just be careful with who you decide to approach at parties.

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Do you work at Home Depot? Cuz you've got some nice buns! Works better if you actually do have a private chef Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.

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