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There are two types of people in the world: Those who love dirty jokes and those who say they don't but are lying.

- Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes? Q: Why did the pornstar have to retire? " "I know," I whispered, " That's why I poisoned you.

A: Ate something Q: But do you know what 6.

Why do women have orgasms? " Then he tell her to take of her bra and shirt and he rubs her boobs and asks her "Do you know what I am doing? my back is killing me.

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"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest.

That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline.