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Oh, and by the way, you have my consent.

Because at 69 YOU have to turn around! I may not go down in history, but I would on you• Do you like to draw? Otherwise, you will look desperate and unattractive.

Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Touch your toes and I will show u where the rocket goes! We can have sex 4 times! The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor• They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? I lost my keys, and I think they are in your pants.

Are you a bottle of ketchup? Roses are red, violets are blue.

Because I want to bounce on you.

Although there are certain rules about the pickup lines and you should follow them if you want to impress the girl or the boy you have a crush on.

Are you a drill sergeant? Can I feel you instead? No Then how much for a blowjob? You make me hot and wet.

Hey, do you wanna be my hope? A good dirty pick-up line should be funny, flirtatious — and just the right kind of naughty.

Mind if I squeeze them? Because weed be cute together.

Would they like to meet mine? There are 14 billion legs in the world.